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Conversations With God: Volume Two

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A Guide to Pay What You Want
If you haven't read anything of mine and so are not sure you'll like it, please download this book for free, and enjoy!

If you have read something of mine and it wasn't quite your cup o' tea, but you want to give me another shot (thank you!), by all means, download this book for free. I hope you have a better reading experience!

If you have read something of mine and enjoyed it, and want to read this book next, please consider paying something--anything--for my time, love, dedication, persistence, and hard work. If you don't have any money, by all means download this book for free, but commit to writing a review for it when you are done. Post your review here, or at Goodreads, or at any of the many online retailers where it appears. Know that wherever it is, I am very grateful that you took the time and effort to post it.

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Ten easy steps
Why struggle?
Just ten easy steps.
That's all life should be.
New and improved!
33% more!
Buy one, get one free!
Imitation chrome!
Imitation plastic!
Imitation nutrition!
Imitation feelings!
Few side effects!
Everything's glowy and off-white and slow motion!
May cause soul death!
(But that's okay, because you don't believe in the soul.)
Liver and kidney problems have occurred!
Compromised and corrupted lives have occurred!
Make your home and your rectum smell like everyone else's!
TJ Maxx ‘em!
Bright-smelling colors and Alexa and crushing depression may occur!
Smiley profile pictures with zero relation to reality have happened!
Dust on your dead and decaying dreams is a common occurrence!
Shove 'em under your new bed and mattress which'll take you
a hundred fucking years to pay off, if at all!
Make your brochure shiny!
That's all that matters—
bullet points and glossy pictures and lots of italicized half-truths
outlining a half-lived half-life.
What fun!


Total time to write, edit, format, and create cover art for original edition:
2 years

Please note: absolutely no AI was utilized in the creation of this content.
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